spicing up conversations by saying ‘you really believe in that’ at the most basic inane things
like this
I was trying to bore my 4 y.o. grandsone to sleep last night by counting slowly outloud 1 to 200. Around 170 he asks “are you just making stuff up?”
this is probably one of the funniest mentions of me in a news article so far
ALT
ftr i am not involved in SiegedSec (but shoutout), just so thats clear
i just find using me (“another trans furry hacker”) as a reference for how easy it is to hack shit rly funny in this context
Safety first!
Buckle that shuckle
I feel like this is more for everyone else’s safety because a shuckle in a crash is going to be like an untethered indestructible bowling ball
“Baby, don’t leave me
Only you can make me feel so alive
Take all of my love”
Commission for a friend of his OC Cole cuddling a Freckle very much in need of some lovin’. Hope you enjoy!
Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew
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This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire goddamn life
Shout out to every fast food employee who has ever offered to make my order a slightly different way so that it comes out cheaper
“Can I get a 20pc nugget?”
“We are actually having a BOGO deal on 10pc nuggets, would you like to do two of those?”
“Yes and also I’m going to kiss you on the mouth when I get to the window.”
Anonymous
there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN
